Resident Evil Retribution (2012)
I wanted to like this movie so badly that I was determined to forgive almost any flaw or inconsistency they could throw at me because I am crazy about zombies and stylized violence. I could forgive them bringing back characters that they'd killed off 3 times before and offered no explanation as to why they were back. I could forgive zombies that could perform marital arts, shoot guns and show proficiency in calculus. I could forgive a plot that was incoherent and had no desire to make any sense at all. I just couldn't forgive it all being mixed together into a movie that wasn't any fun. It was like watching special needs children being forced into making a harlem shake video for 95 minutes by inducing them into seizures over and over again with a strobe light. I can't forgive this anymore Paul Anderson, you've made your money now please just stop hurting the children!