Gallowwalker (2013)

Gallowwalker (2013)


Wesley Snipes? Zombies? A western? The movies gods have clearly heard my prayers. I think I first learned about this movie like back in 2005 before Wesley's tax evasion legal troubles surfaced. Think Blade 4 with zombies instead of vampires, which is good because vampires are too fast for the 50-year-old killing machine. The slow zombie shuffle is definitely more his speed these days. Is this movie going to be anything but a (small) paycheck for Snipes? Seeing Diamond Dallas Page in the credits tells me the answer is "no". Movies that drag out this long in production usually end up in the bargain bin next to Billy Zane films and every copy of Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus that was ever printed. Five bucks says someone in the movie slips up and calls him Blade and they didn't catch it in the editing process. I'm sure this one will at least be good for a few laughs especially every time that Wesley delivers his absurd tough guy dialogue that's heavily mixed with voodoo speak. Wesley, I will see you at the Razzies!

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  1. Date: May 15, 2013
    Author: CXH
    Looks like old Wesley here didn't waste any time after getting out of prison. I hope he paid the taxes on the $35k he made for this movie. If he didn't I hear Lauryn Hill has a good accountant that can help.
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